Category: What Makes Me Laugh

I’M TOLD IN RUSSIA YOU CAN NOT GET CAR INSURANCE UNLESS YOU HAVE A DASH CAM I’M ALSO TOLD THIS IS BECAUSE WITH THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF INFLUENCE AND MONEY YOU CAN CHANGE ANYONE’S...

An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter checks his dossier and, not seeing his name there, accidentally sends him to Hell. It doesn’t take long before the engineer becomes rather...

The first story is the JEWISH MOTHER and the year is 2020, and the United States has elected  the first woman as well is the first Jewish president, Susan Goldstein. She  calls up her mother...

An Emergency Call Centre worker has been fired in Toronto much to the dismay of her colleagues, who were unhappy with her dismissal.  It seems that a caller dialed 911 from a cell phone...

A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a...

HELGA’S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP DEAR DIARY – DAY 1 All packed for the cruise ship — all my nicest dresses, swimsuit short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter –...

A couple on an African Safari witnessed a small antelope being chased down by a cheetah. When the kill was about to happen before their eyes, the husband casually remarked, “I’ll bet the antelope gets...

It was back in the 70s and a soon-to-be prominent golfer (Ray Floyd) was playing at Augusta for his first Masters. Back then the players could not bring their own caddies but had to use one of the...

One morning three women are golfing on the fourth green when suddenly a guy runs by wearing nothing but a bag over his head. As he passes by the first woman, she looks down and...

The Gospel According to St. Titleist Eighteen holes of match play will teach you more about your foe than 18 years of dealing with him across a desk. ~Grantland  Rice Golf appeals to the...